Snowboarder Levels

Level	Snowboard ability	Evaluation Terrain
0new	Beginner
Q1	Beginner with 2-3 days on a board	Green, easy
Q2	Linked Turns	Green, easy
Q3	Intermediate Carving	Blue, intermediate
Q4	Advanced	Black, various terrain Ungroomed
Q5	Expert	Black, various terrain Ungroomed

Why was the snowboarder so good at making salads?
He was great at SHREDDIN carrots.

What were the snowboarder's last words?
DUDE, WATCH THIS!!

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10. One to screw it in, nine to say "Oh, I could do that".